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|Monday, March 9th, 2009|
What's Your Personality Type?
|You Are An INFJ|
You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity.
Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is.
You are an excellent listener with almost infinite patience.
You have complex feelings, and you take great care to express them.
In love, you see relationships as an opportunity to connect and grow.
You enjoy relationships when they are improving and changing. You can't stand stagnation.
At work, you stay motivated and happy... as long as you are working toward a dream you support.
You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher.
How you see yourself: Hardworking, ethical, and helpful
When other people don't get you, they see you as: Manipulative, weak, and unstable
|Thursday, June 5th, 2008|
|Wednesday, June 4th, 2008|
|Monday, June 2nd, 2008|
Message for Emily...
Hi Emily I'm Jerome's Mum, you been messin' with my boy ?
You better make up with him don't make me come over there.
|Friday, March 21st, 2008|
|Saturday, December 29th, 2007|
What Color Are You?
BLUES are motivated by INTIMACY, seek opportunities to genuinely connect with others, and need to be appreciated. They do everything with quality and are devoted and loyal friends and employers/employees. Whatever or whomever they commit to are their sole (and soul) focus. They love to serve and will give freely of themselves in order to nurture others lives.BLUES, however, do need to be understood. They have distinct preferences and occasionally the somewhat controlling (but always fair) personality of a confident leader. Their code of ethics is remarkably strong and they expect others to live honest, committed lives as well. They enjoy sharing meaningful moments in conversation as well as remembering special life events (i.e., birthdays and anniversaries). BLUES are dependable, thoughtful, nurturing, and can also be self-righteous, a bit worry-prone, and emotionally intense. They are like sainted pit-bulls who never let go of something once they are committed. When you deal with a BLUE, be sincere, make an effort to truly understand them, and truly appreciate them.
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|Saturday, September 1st, 2007|
Woman Overjoyed By Giant Uterine Parasite
August 27, 2007 | Issue 43•35
NEW BRIGHTON, MN—Immediately following a physician's examination for her menstrual cessation, 37-year-old events planner Janice Crowley told reporters Tuesday that she is "ecstatic" with her diagnosis of a rapidly growing intrauterine parasite.
"I'm so happy!" Crowley said of the golf ball–sized, nutrient-sapping organism embedded deep in the wall of her uterus. "I was beginning to think this would never happen to me."
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The unaccountably happy Crowley.
Crowley's condition is common and well-documented, with millions of women between the ages of 12 and 50 diagnosed every year. Studies have shown that while the disorder strikes without prejudice across racial, ethnic, and class lines, it bears a very high correlation with the consumption of alcohol at the time of infection. Although there is a low-cost daily medication available that can prevent the harmful symbiote with 99 percent efficacy, many women inexplicably choose not to use it.
Symptoms of potential uterine blight are wide-ranging and can include nausea, vomiting, constipation, irritability, emotional instability, swollen or tender breasts, massive weight gain, severe loss of bone density, fatigue, insomnia, excessive flatulence, hemorrhoids, vaginal tearing, and involuntary defecation.
"I can't wait to tell my parents!" said Crowley, who added that she is reasonably certain she contracted the parasite while on a romantic Caribbean cruise with her husband in May, most likely during a brief sojourn in the Virgin Islands.
Enlarge Image Woman Overjoyed Sonogram
The nutrient-sucking creature that grows within.
"I think it must have happened in that little seaside villa on St. Thomas," said Crowley in an attempt to pinpoint precisely how long ago her endoparasitic ailment began. "Or maybe the night we went to that secluded beach on Tortola."
Crowley has reportedly refused a simple inexpensive outpatient procedure that would completely rid her of the detrimental organism in about an hour, effectively sparing her from the host of complications that will burden her and her family for the rest of their lives.
"We're thinking of naming [the parasite] either Robert or Lisa," Crowley said. "I just couldn't be more excited!"
Among the many signs that Crowley's condition is deteriorating rapidly is a frequent compulsion to consume foods in unorthodox and often revolting combinations.
"For some reason I can't stop eating olives dipped in chocolate cake frosting," Crowley said cheerfully. "And the other day I just had to have sardines with butter and jam. Crazy!"
In what will likely be the most painful experience of her life, Crowley will eventually require hospitalization in order to remove the giant entity. There is at least a 15 percent chance doctors will be forced to cut the parasite directly from her abdomen, a procedure that would result in severe trauma and scarring. If Crowley survives the operation, she will have to cope with the minimum 18 additional years of emotional and financial drain that is typically associated with this parasite, as well as irrevocable harm to her toned and relatively youthful body, This includes scarring to her breasts and stomach, and a series of visibly pronounced veins along her thighs and groin.
"Just think, in a couple of months I'll be able to feel it kicking," Crowley said of the creature that will soon be writhing restlessly inside her, increasingly and disproportionately robbing her of her strength and stamina. "It's truly a miracle."
Though Crowley is otherwise healthy, the fact that she is in her late 30s makes it much more likely that the parasite has already split and multiplied within her womb
|Wednesday, July 25th, 2007|
“One thing leads to another”? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
|Thursday, May 3rd, 2007|
|85-100%--You are a bona fide culture vulture and deserve to be on Jeopardy! 70-84%--You're a virtual media maven, and anyone would be happy to have you on their Trivial Pursuit team. 55-69%--You're fairly culturally informed and can hold your own in most party conversations. 40-54%--Take off the cultural blinders. There's a whole world going on around you. 0-39%--You are a house plant and should be commended for even being able to take the test at all. |
|My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:|
||You scored higher than 0% on kulcha|
|Sunday, March 25th, 2007|
My pirate name is:
Black Morty Kidd
Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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|Saturday, December 23rd, 2006|
Current Mood: amused
Current Mood: bouncy
Here comes Skukingaround! Here comes Skukingaround! Right down Skukingaround Lane!
Here Comes Santa Claus
from the Christmas Song Generator.
|Sunday, September 17th, 2006|
|Monday, September 11th, 2006|
I wonder what score Spock would have gotten
Your path is 72% Consular, 9% Sentinel, 18% Guardian, and 0% Dark!
Your path is lit by many sources. Give into yourself and follow it wisely.
Those with a high "Consular" score have a craving for knowledge. A Jedi Consular was, like all Jedi, skilled in battle, but rarely entered combat, preferring to study the mysteries of the Force. Consulars were the primary scholars and diplomats of the Order, often becoming instructors.
You who scored well in "Sentinel" should take this into account. The Jedi Sentinels found a balance between the other two extremes of the Jedi, the Jedi Consulars and the Jedi Guardians, as they possess admirable combat skills with some extensive knowledge of the Force. Along with this average knowledge of both combat and the Force, they also had exceptional skills, whether it was in security, computers, stealth techniques, or medical skills. Sentinels were often dispatched to regions across the galaxy to work as ambassadors and investigators of unusual concentrations of the Force.
And for you that follow the "Guardian" path. A Jedi Guardian was the name given to a Jedi whose skills and talents lay in battle. They often concentrated on martial training and combat and usually engaged in combat more than any other Jedi, though they were no less skilled at diplomacy. Like all Jedi, they were keepers of the peace, acting as a kind of special police force for the Republic.
If you scored high in the "Dark" aspect... You probably won't read this, because you're to busy killing something or causing destruction.
Thanks for taking my Jedi test! Don't forget to rate it! *waves hand* You will rate it a "5"...
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
|You scored higher than 86% on Consular|
|You scored higher than 4% on Sentinel|
|You scored higher than 50% on Guardian|
|You scored higher than 0% on Dark|
|Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006|
|Friday, August 18th, 2006|
| expert |
You scored 86 knowledge!
| ....You know your 80's lyrics pretty good... you got an excellent taste in music... Let's face it 80's music rocks!!!! |
| My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: |
|You scored higher than 66% on knowledge|
|Wednesday, August 16th, 2006|
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|Tuesday, August 15th, 2006|
What would you think of me picking the Kids up on Friday @ 2:30pm I will take them Go-Karting and feed them supper. Then I would bring them to the meeting, it's Char's celebration and she has asked me to read something. I can't help out on Thursday because of the PI&O meeting @ 7pm. It should give you about 5 kid free hours you'll probably need it by Friday.
|Saturday, August 12th, 2006|
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:188.8.131.52) Gecko/20060728 Firefox/184.108.40.206 - Build ID: 2006072814
|Thursday, August 10th, 2006|
No more poetry.
I love you Emily O,
but I have to set you free.